And Now a Word...

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Are your appliances sluggish?
Is your toothbrush not as perky as it use to be?
Does your hallway light seem dull and gloomy?

Of course they do!
You need to find them a mate!

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Just look at these testimonials from ecstatic clients:
When we moved to Rolling Meadows I just sat on the shelf collecting dust. I mean, I'm happy Rory can't seem to part with me, but he just doesn't listen to Bon Jovi anymore. He contacted inani*MATE™©® and ever since I've been wanted dead or alive! Thanks inani*MATE™©® you rock!

I hated my life. All I did was sit on the bathroom floor waiting for someone to rub my face in the toilet. Then Laurie called inani*MATE™©®. Now I pop a couple minty freshens right before going out on 3-4 dates a week. Thanks inani*MATE™©®! This flush is for you!

If a dirty cotton swab can find love, so can your holey underpants!
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Every atom deserves a little love!
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