an amphibian in the esophagus
...and another mouth to feed.
I have decided to keep a log of first audible human interactions from each morning. My attempt is to uncover a consistent correlation between time of day and language choice. Here begins a running list of the first utterances of the day in my general direction.
Wednesday December 14th, 2005
"After you sir, I mean madam."
Findings: Common social bumble...today I donned a freshly lint-rolled top hat and newly shapened handle bar mustache. Note-to-self: These items are typically attributed to stately southern gentleman and male persuaded circus professionals.
Thursday December 15th, 2005
"Thank you."
Friday December 16th, 2005
"Hi are you stuffed up?"
I have decided to keep a log of first audible human interactions from each morning. My attempt is to uncover a consistent correlation between time of day and language choice. Here begins a running list of the first utterances of the day in my general direction.
Wednesday December 14th, 2005
"After you sir, I mean madam."
Findings: Common social bumble...today I donned a freshly lint-rolled top hat and newly shapened handle bar mustache. Note-to-self: These items are typically attributed to stately southern gentleman and male persuaded circus professionals.
Thursday December 15th, 2005
"Thank you."
Friday December 16th, 2005
"Hi are you stuffed up?"
posted by robotskirt @ 12:44 PM
2 Comments:
At 6:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
friday the 16th, how about-
"no" ...
"hung over??"
"uhm yeahs"
At 11:08 AM,
robotskirt said…
I am losing interest in this project...already. I keep forgetting to pay attention and then when I do...I hear "hello", same thing, everyday. Perhaps I need to get more specific with my research. Perhaps the realization of the same human interaction day in and day out is causing me to feel a unique shade of periwinkle.
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