Haunted by Ghost Dogs
Salutations Mr. Harley Lipman Esq. Feudal Lord:
It appears as though you have hired new help to tend to your fields. I have neither seen them nor the two k9s they have in their company. I am writing this letter to say you were right. I should not have a dog on the premises....but someone should, that someone being not me, preferably. Now I see, it all makes so much sense, like putting my forehead on a baseball bat, spinning 360 times and then roller-skating down a football field...I did it yesterday and everything is starting to make more sense to me. All of it, I'm figuring it all out one soggy vurp at a time.
In celebration of my newly shared quarters: I hope you wake next morning with cold meatballs in your pillowcase.
Regards,
Your Disgruntled Serf
a.k.a Young Lady
It appears as though you have hired new help to tend to your fields. I have neither seen them nor the two k9s they have in their company. I am writing this letter to say you were right. I should not have a dog on the premises....but someone should, that someone being not me, preferably. Now I see, it all makes so much sense, like putting my forehead on a baseball bat, spinning 360 times and then roller-skating down a football field...I did it yesterday and everything is starting to make more sense to me. All of it, I'm figuring it all out one soggy vurp at a time.
In celebration of my newly shared quarters: I hope you wake next morning with cold meatballs in your pillowcase.
Regards,
Your Disgruntled Serf
a.k.a Young Lady
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