I am a traveler. My mission: to drive through galaxies in search of life forms never before seen. My only nemesis: the Duchess of Hazard who transmits her distraction devices through such things as free cable and bathtubs of unusual sizes. When I finally submit my findings I will be sent home. Until then I will enjoy every alter universe I stumble upon and with them all the chicken rings and santana covers they have to offer. bye-bye. rs

Thursday, January 19, 2006

we need to talk

FFK hasn't left his room in three weeks. He has "Bad Mood" by the musical group Helmet playing on repeat. He also has it in three different languages which I find to be quite amazing. The German one makes me frightened. There are now three cracks in the wall underneath our family portrait. I put a sticky note under the door and it got stuck half way under. I don't think he's noticed it and I can't get it off the floor. The note said we need to talk after soccer practice. I saw that method on a television commercial for parenting. I try so hard to be the anti-drug but I don't think it's working. Does that make me the drug? Oh great. I'm probably not an easy one like Misty 100s or a Jolt/pop rocks mix. I'm probably one of the really bad ones like red bull and an 8 ball. Harrumph.


  • At 11:28 PM, Blogger Mr. Pantsuit said…

    Is that picture some sort of "lizard man" or something? He seems upset, I think.

  • At 1:05 PM, Blogger robotskirt said…

    Dearest Mr. P,

    This afore mentioned reptile man is a bad guardian. At least that is what I discovered when I did a scan on parenting tips from telecourses available in the mid eighties. I believe this campaign was started by the first lady ever who went by the name of Nancy Reagan. She used to wear a hair helmet and power skirt suits. I like that. The image starts off as a cool and hip "dude" who wants to give you free things; he then turns into this scary thing. I hope I do not look like this, when I look in the mirror I see a harmless me, but what if my mirror is duping me? What if on the outside people see the lizard cretin and are nice to me so I don't bite their craniums. Oh worry.



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