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My friends have informed me that because a new calendar year has been instated it was mandatory for me to come up with some things that I will promise to do differently in the next 365 days. I will keep a running list to document my progress.
1)
Get a trainer: status complete-see attached hyperlink 2)
Stop and smell the flowers - IN PROGRESS bought some haven't stopped yet 3) REVISED: TAKE allergy medication - I forgot I'm not on any
4) More pillow fights
5) Get a k9 sidekick - In progress - My baby's momma is a bitch, she had her on 1/1
6) Help Fish-Face get through the hard times
7) Convert all my Run DMC casette tapes to mp3
8) Stop crying
9)
Eat a chicken kiev - consumed yesternight w/ broccoli and a noodle dish10) Stop making people cry
11) Catch up on my Jonathan Winters telecourses - In progress sent away for it
12) Find my inner child and ground her for 2 weeks - tried, she went limp & escaped
13) Take more naps
14) Take less naps when I should be doing something else
15) Get a sub-pump for my subconscience
16) Finish the book I've been scanning for 6 months
17) Recode the DaVinci Code
18) Get my hair styled like Mr. Pantsuit suggested
19) Uncode the DaVinci Code
20) Get some fresh air
21) Find Underpants and Pancho and ask why they haven't written