robotskirt

I am a traveler. My mission: to drive through galaxies in search of life forms never before seen. My only nemesis: the Duchess of Hazard who transmits her distraction devices through such things as free cable and bathtubs of unusual sizes. When I finally submit my findings I will be sent home. Until then I will enjoy every alter universe I stumble upon and with them all the chicken rings and santana covers they have to offer. bye-bye. rs

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

hi.

hi,
not sure how i got sucked in here, but i'm here.
some day i'll have something to say.

Friday, January 20, 2006

i have nothings to say

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

we need to talk


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FFK hasn't left his room in three weeks. He has "Bad Mood" by the musical group Helmet playing on repeat. He also has it in three different languages which I find to be quite amazing. The German one makes me frightened. There are now three cracks in the wall underneath our family portrait. I put a sticky note under the door and it got stuck half way under. I don't think he's noticed it and I can't get it off the floor. The note said we need to talk after soccer practice. I saw that method on a television commercial for parenting. I try so hard to be the anti-drug but I don't think it's working. Does that make me the drug? Oh great. I'm probably not an easy one like Misty 100s or a Jolt/pop rocks mix. I'm probably one of the really bad ones like red bull and an 8 ball. Harrumph.

meet the genius

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Dear latest crush,

You'll probably get this late since I don't see you that often. I was going to go to the game Thursday but I had softball practice. I had to go because we DO need practice. And I was going to go Sunday but I had to go to a party.

By the way, remember that ugly bike I was riding? Well I don't have to anymore. I got a 12-speed mountain bike. At least it's better than the other one. But then again anything is better than that.

Oh, don't believe everything you hear about me, half the time people say it to get me mad. You could probably tell by how happy I always look in mass (yeah right). Well, I better get going, I'll see you around! Bye!

p.s. sorry so sloppy, but school's out, summer's here why be neat right?
p.p.s.s. I hope we can be friends
p.p.p.s.s.s Thanks for the picture

Signed,
the genius

Monday, January 09, 2006

get your kicks in 2006!

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My friends have informed me that because a new calendar year has been instated it was mandatory for me to come up with some things that I will promise to do differently in the next 365 days. I will keep a running list to document my progress.
1) Get a trainer: status complete-see attached hyperlink
2) Stop and smell the flowers - IN PROGRESS bought some haven't stopped yet
3) REVISED: TAKE allergy medication - I forgot I'm not on any
4) More pillow fights
5) Get a k9 sidekick - In progress - My baby's momma is a bitch, she had her on 1/1
6) Help Fish-Face get through the hard times
7) Convert all my Run DMC casette tapes to mp3
8) Stop crying
9) Eat a chicken kiev - consumed yesternight w/ broccoli and a noodle dish
10) Stop making people cry
11) Catch up on my Jonathan Winters telecourses - In progress sent away for it
12) Find my inner child and ground her for 2 weeks - tried, she went limp & escaped
13) Take more naps
14) Take less naps when I should be doing something else
15) Get a sub-pump for my subconscience
16) Finish the book I've been scanning for 6 months
17) Recode the DaVinci Code
18) Get my hair styled like Mr. Pantsuit suggested
19) Uncode the DaVinci Code
20) Get some fresh air
21) Find Underpants and Pancho and ask why they haven't written